Just Hanging Around
This fellow out did himself with his decorations, but he had to take them down after 2 days. People came screaming up to his house to 'help'. Two things made him take it down: First, the cops advised him that it would cause traffic accidents (they almost wrecked when they drove by). Second, a 55 year old woman grabbed the heavy ladder and almost killed herself raising it. She didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top; she was not amused. Many others also attempted to 'help'. His yard couldn't take it either. Tire tracks marred his lawn where people drove into the yard.