Little Tommy Johnson weighs all of 90 pounds and rides his motor scooter to get
to the bar up the street, then drinks until he's content. He rides his scooter
home when he's done, then he turns in for the night. Little Tommy Johnson, a
frail timid man not much bigger than a child. Among the things Tommy carries
with him, is a loaded .45 automatic. So all you Gangstas, Home-Boys, Rebels, and
Rednecks always remember to show your respect to the smallest of players.
Because if you cross little Tommy Johnson, he will take out his .45 and shoot
you in the face.

by Lindsay James