Once upon a time there was an odd girl named Emma Nord. She hardly ever talked unless it was whispering. I was riding my bike across a bridge over a creek when I saw a terrible sight. A big ******** with corny, green, slimy, juicy,stinky,bloody turds coming out of the ********. They flew over a mile into a little boy's soup that didn't noticed and slurped it up being killed by poop poisioning. I soon figured that the girl was Emma. Soon after there were thousands of sightings like mi... more