CRAZY CROATION WOMAN...sexy as hell, very intelligent, never married and no children...5'9", 137lbs., green eyes, long brown hair...and crazy as hell!!! Sound too good to be true...yep. I am a homeless bag lady that moonlights as a 'Lady of the Corner' with my cardboard sign...have a condo...refrigerator box. No teeth...sexy when bathed, VERY capable of survival techniques and loves the outdoors...4'0", 325lbs., Dolly Parton wig, with boobies to my cankles!! Sound TOO DISGUSTING to be true? Yep. BUT...ONE of these is actually and honestly the truth...like I said...CRAZY AS HELL!! CRAZATION!!!