A guy is sitting at a bar,minding his own business,when a korean guy comes up and knocks him off the barstool. The korean guy says,"That was a judo chop from korea." The guy just gets back onto the barstool and continues drinking the beer. But the korean guy knocks him off the stool again and says,"That was a judo kick from korea." The guy gets mad and leaves. He returns one hour later.He hits the korean guy,knocking him out cold. The guy says to the bartender,"When he wakes up,tell him that was a crowbar from K-mart."