It doesn't seem right that I'm posting here on a video site without videos to post. I acquired a web video camera some time ago, but the media awaits at the US Post Office awaiting pick-up tomorrow. The big gun is not yet on its way. By the time that rig is all put together, I'll be looking for a crash pad in the southern California area to hang my hat.

If you have a place, rent free with enough space for an indoor production sound stage, and quiet enough so I can concentrate on my drumming in the wee hours, start getting it ready for my inspection now. It must be clean, private and free of drafts and vermin.

I eat good quality, low fat, low cholesterol meals, and I'm not fond of poultry. I will require two spaces for off street unobstructed parking of two vehicles. Aside from the work space the living quarters should be warm in winter months and kept cool during the summer heat, with windows overlooking garden, green space or expansive view overlooking city or ocean.

Upon my break-out runaway hit movie, you can expect an invitation to the premiere, for you kind generosity. Also you may be allowed the privilege of saying that you knew me when. (Writings or stories you may pen about me will still be subject to my approval before distribution.)

If you don't qualify to provide me with sufficient accommodations, you can still get in on the action if you have a great motion picture idea if you are willing to share it with me exclusively.

If it becomes a block-buster, it will be because of my contributions I bring to the idea you give to me. If it is a moderate success, it will be the equally shared contributions we both brought to the project. If it tanks, then I'll have to concede that your idea wasn't really that good after all. I will generously be willing to give you full credit in exchange for you never mentioning to anyone, that we ever met.

I digress, this is as of yet a long way off. This is the downside to putting the cart before the horse.