THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF CRAP ANY IDIOT SHOULD ALREADY KNOW!!!

computers:
a mouse is a clicking device and not a rodent
monitor is the viewing platform and not a survellance cam, unless you set it up to be.
a mouse pad is not a hole in the wall, much not like on Tom and Jerry cartoon
hard drive isn't a difficult street to drive through weather conditions.
keyboard doesn't unlock ur car door or ur home

kitchen:
a giant mixing bowl is not the Super Bowl, but I for one uses em for my cereal in which I eat with a fork, damn, them Cap'n Crunch are good!!!

bathroom:
what do u call toilet tissue?
tissue, toilet tissue, **** paper, toilet paper or other...