Senior health care solution -So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 politicians and 2 illegal immigrants! Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip,... more