E-MOONING!!

We all know those cute little computer
symbols called 'emoticons,' where: . . .

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by . . .

:-) or :-( . . .

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes: . . .

(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) an ass hole


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned!