Okay, theres this kid in my class and his full name (including middle name) is Kalvin Fage Casburger. So his full intials turn out to be KFC!!
Anyway, KFC, who is a real as***** in my class, entered in talent contest, i joined too, not to tease him or anything. but i just wanted to enter for fun. My act was this old ventrilquest dummy i have that has a tube that comes through its mouth and can spit on people. The judges at the tryouts laugh so hard, that i was in right away. The next day, i found out that KFC got in to, he was doing a dance. So i said, "good for you!" and walked away.
I think he was kind of angry because of my sarcastic manor.

Over the next few days, some people had there acts destroyed or they became sick and nobody knew whop it was. Was it KFC? Was he getting revenge and wanting to win the whole competition? Answer:...yep

On the night I came to my dummy to find that the water had been relapeced by a thin vomit looking substance. And the dummy spewed it out at wrong times, or it would just keep 'spilling' the liquid and due to my act being on "in thirty seconds" i guess i had to improvise...

What a night! The contestants were down from thirty to ten. And belive it or not, i came SECOND PLACE in the comedy section! The first place came from some people doing a play. But i only came second because my act was "Hilarously disgusting" all my dummy was doing was talking and throwing up at the same time. One of the kids who worked in the school news paper caught KFC destroying some kids roller skates before the kid went on stage in the background of a picture. So not only did KFC get two months detention, his act lost, he also got bashed by everyone in the school. And i didn't bash him, but my dummy threw up on him!
THE END.

so okay, i was on this blind date with some girl named Kate and i didn't known what to expect, Kate could of been a man! so i told kate on the phone (She sounded like a sexy woman)and told her to meet me in the park at a park bench.
The next day I hid in the bushes at the time i wanted to meet Kate. Then i saw the most hottest girl ever sitting at that exact bench!
So i casually walked over to her, acting like a pimped out gangsta (Which was really bad)and asked her if she was Kate,
"No" she replied
Then i heard from a distance a woman shouted out "Laco!" And i yturned around, horrified to see the most fattest and hideous woman EVER!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY: really fat women are not attacive, (yeah i bet you were thinking that i would say something about the blind date, eh?)

On monday i got a new guinea pig, her name is Rosy. She is the first guinea pig i have ever had and she is very cute! Shes a Gangsta, man! hehehehehehehe. If you think that she is a gangsta too, Please send your bank account to me! hehe Just kidding! see ya

Hey guys, i just have to show you guys this part of the Wikipedia serch for "The hills have eyes 2" this may not be true, i'm not sure, here it is,
Theater mistake

This film caused some problems when it was accidentally shown in place of the children's film The Last Mimzy at a Holtsville Long Island cineplex in April 2007.[3] Since the first scene happens before the credits, there was no warning for what was about to be shown, which was a graphic birth scene, after which the mother is clubbed to death by a mutant.

Rated: M (Australia)
PG-13 (USA)

About: the day the earth stood still is a sci-fi action/thriller about an alien name Kytoo who comes to earth telling them that he has came to save the earth. it has stunning special effects, it has little action but great suspense. this movie is locked with twist and turns and excitement at every corner. I have read some other reviews that say that the ending is horrible, but i thought it was alright.

My rating: 4 stars