Okay, theres this kid in my class and his full name (including middle name) is Kalvin Fage Casburger. So his full intials turn out to be KFC!!
Anyway, KFC, who is a real as***** in my class, entered in talent contest, i joined too, not to tease him or anything. but i just wanted to enter for fun. My act was this old ventrilquest dummy i have that has a tube that comes through its mouth and can spit on people. The judges at the tryouts laugh so hard, that i was in right away. The next day, i found out that KFC got in to, he was doing a dance. So i said, "good for you!" and walked away.
I think he was kind of angry because of my sarcastic manor.

Over the next few days, some people had there acts destroyed or they became sick and nobody knew whop it was. Was it KFC? Was he getting revenge and wanting to win the whole competition? Answer:...yep

On the night I came to my dummy to find that the water had been relapeced by a thin vomit looking substance. And the dummy spewed it out at wrong times, or it would just keep 'spilling' the liquid and due to my act being on "in thirty seconds" i guess i had to improvise...

What a night! The contestants were down from thirty to ten. And belive it or not, i came SECOND PLACE in the comedy section! The first place came from some people doing a play. But i only came second because my act was "Hilarously disgusting" all my dummy was doing was talking and throwing up at the same time. One of the kids who worked in the school news paper caught KFC destroying some kids roller skates before the kid went on stage in the background of a picture. So not only did KFC get two months detention, his act lost, he also got bashed by everyone in the school. And i didn't bash him, but my dummy threw up on him!
THE END.