so okay, i was on this blind date with some girl named Kate and i didn't known what to expect, Kate could of been a man! so i told kate on the phone (She sounded like a sexy woman)and told her to meet me in the park at a park bench.
The next day I hid in the bushes at the time i wanted to meet Kate. Then i saw the most hottest girl ever sitting at that exact bench!
So i casually walked over to her, acting like a pimped out gangsta (Which was really bad)and asked her if she was Kate,
"No" she replied
Then i heard from a distance a woman shouted out "Laco!" And i yturned around, horrified to see the most fattest and hideous woman EVER!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY: really fat women are not attacive, (yeah i bet you were thinking that i would say something about the blind date, eh?)