Is everybody ready for the new year! It's here and there's nothing you can do about it, so you better enjoy it!

Hey People!

I'm here to let you know that our yearly top 10 videos of the year have been picked and are residing in the 'Weekly Top 10'. Check out the 3 honorable mentions that are sitting in the editors picks, too.

If you think we missed something make sure to yell about it. Every good video of the year deserves some recognition.

In order to handle the spam posts on our site more effectively we have made some changes.
You may notice a few new restrictions when trying to post here and there, but overall things should run smoother with less spam.
Also, we will allow embedded content from various sites, such as YouTube and Vimeo in case you would like to add a link in that fashion.
If all goes well most of you won't even notice a difference.

Enjoy!

So gramps has been sending me some new stuff. Enjoy!

Oh and droops, this post is actually for you, direct from Grandpa. He knows you're a fan....

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I heard my wife crying in the bathroom. 'Honey? What's wrong' I asked.

'Oh, George! Just look at me: I'm getting so old! I have more gray in my hair than blonde, I have varicose veins on both of my legs, and I'm just fat and wrinkled all over! I really need someone to say something positive about me right now!'

I looked deeply into her eyes and said softly: 'Your vision's real good, honey. That's something, isn't it?'

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She was my senior year girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify
my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home
and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she
processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too'

And that's when the fight started.....

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I got home late one night to see my wife standing angrily in the hallway brandishing a broom.

I said "So, are you actuall cleaning, or just about to fly somewhere?

And that's when the fight started.....

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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of
his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's when the fight started.....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.

And that's when the fight started.....

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.

I told her Not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And that's when the fight started.....

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And that's when the fight started.....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's when the fight started.....

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What’s on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'

And that's when the fight started.....

This gem just came in! Sometimes these letters really make my day :)

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I log onto your website to view funny animals. After selecting one video about a monkey and watching it, the next video that comes up (automatically) is of a man THROWING UP into his own beer glass and then drinking it. Then THROWING UP AGAIN and drinking that.

WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM????????? You think that people that want to see funny ANIMALS want to see some guy EATING PUKE?


I will never visit your site again and furthermore will tell anyone who will listen not to visit it.

FIX YOUR SEARCH RELEVANCY

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Here's a random monkey video followed by the guy puking. Enjoy!