Grandpa's back! This time he's getting a little randy! Enjoy my friends, enjoy...

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A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.

Her boss was anoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase... The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

Due to the overwhelming love I feel for you guys (coupled with a burning guilt for not putting up more of these), I present you with another Email from Grandpa!....



"Lovers of the English language might enjoy
this. It is yet another example of why people learning
English have trouble with the language. Learning the
nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then,
that's probably true of many languages.)
There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps
has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that
word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as
being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the
sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the
morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic
come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP
for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a
report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP
a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and
clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix
UP the old car.
At other times the little word has a real special
meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work
UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is
special.
And this up is confusing:
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped
UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it
UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UPabout UP !

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP ,
look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add
UP to about thirty definitions

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a
list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of
your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP
with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding
UP. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP. When
it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for
awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP,
for now ........my time is UP, so time to shut UP!

Oh...one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning &
the last thing you do at night?

U P

You guys get two of these badboys this time around...they're both a little short...




Did I like nut another to it send, fool a like this reading time sweet your took you since.












now read that backwards....


Time for the second email!!!


This is so funny.....& Cute..... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Type in any Christmas song and see what the little puppets do. Also, type in any non-Christmas song (I typed in Happy Birthday) and you'll get a kick out of the response. One of the funniest I typed in was Jingle Bell Rock... they forget the words half way through. HOW DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?


Click here!

Hey guys,

You may have noticed the new player...it's still the beta version, so you can expect some new little tweaks coming to it. Regardless, what do you guys think? Do you like it? Miss the old one (I for one am happy to see it gone)?

While you're here, i have another question for you guys. The bossman and I were chatting and he asked me if I knew where most of our users found out about SV. I realized that, no, I don't know...and I had never really spent much time thinking about it. Where did you hear about SV?

Here's a quick little hit for you guys...this one came in just the other day...



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.