1. Nazis 2. racism 3. HIV 4. AIDS 5. bird flu 6. Xbobx Live Outages 7. Geico Cavemen 8. The gross commercialization of our political structure 9. Genocide 10. VD 11. Panic at the Disco 12. Fallout Boy 13. Ska (new wave) 14. Low Frame Rates on video games 15. Dane Cook's Tourgasm 16. the Hills 17. Hemmoroids
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Tell em SV sent ya!

I told you we were working on something...Behold the new Homepage and Video page! I'm pretty happy about em...how bout you guys? Also, just a heads up, there are other changes still being perfected. The biggest one being awesome profile improvements...really awesome. So awesome its gnarly, ya dig? Also...a secret surprise. The secret is that the site will be reskinned...so its not a secret anymore. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!

hi everyone. So here's the deal. A very nice older lady just wrote me. She's been singing a song for over 20 years and has no idea who it is. If you know what the song is in the following video, let me know!
http://stupidvideos.com/video//stunts/Full_Speed_Rack/

I mean jeez, guy goes on vacation and everyone dissapears. I mean, it really hurts guys, it really hurts. U guys busy turning my site into makeoutclub? I'm doin it fo ma baby....MA BABY. We gotta get outta this forest and make our way out to the forbidden lands. We'll make it...fo ma baby. FO MA BABY! admin has been watching tooooooooo much south park. way too much. Hey guess what...I'm making a very special video for you guys. By special I actually mean retarded this time round. I may have topped my own stupid crescendo this time 'round. Should be down, i dunno, Tuesday or wednesday? It'll be under the SVcrew's profile...but know, thats your Lord Admin singing and playing guitar. and probably bass. and the synth too. man its past 8 and I'm still here. need to make it home for the south park rerun. also, just to gloat...I beat the office's current Fight Night 3 champion today. It feels good. Real good. i did it fo ma baby. FO MA BABY!

Seriously though, do kids sing this anymore?

diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea, cha cha cha...<insert your own favorite lines>