I'm outta ideas. Seems theres some kind of demand to kill the monkey. Why do you guys always want to kill the monkey? Well I'm down, any excuse to exterminate a primate is a good one as far as I'm concerned. So lemme see what you got! Go ahead and throw a link in here, or perhaps just list an idea. I could use a little photoshop time. Very relaxing that program is.

Hahaha. Bet you thought I was gonna announce the winners right here eh? Sorry, but we're actually finalizing everything, as well as getting ready to notify the winners. Winners you ask? Well we're gonna be announcing the winners for EVERYTHING by tomorrow morning, as well as the Numa contestants who have made it to the next round. Check back in the morning for the exciting conclusion, same bat time, same bat channel...

Working at StupidVideos is quite the adventure. You get to watch funny videos, make funny videos and make fun of bad funny videos. Nothing is more exciting though, than when you get to leave your desk. Most likely, you're going to bathroom. Well, we used to be one of the only offices on our floor, and pretty much have had the restrooms all to ourselves. Not the case anymore. These newcomers have destroyed the sanctity of our little paradise. I've compiled a list of some of the things one should or should not do, while miterating in MY commode....
1. Utilize the courtesy flush. Don't know what that is? Google it.
2. When there are 3 urinals involved, and I'm at #1, you are not to use urinal number 2. Number 2 acts as a buffer. Number 3 is for you.
3. If you do choose to use #2, DO NOT LOOK AT ME. Also, do not initiate conversation and bring up how I must be one of the video guys. Not only are you stealing the pleasure of my urination, but you are also making me uncomfortable and insinutating that my clothes wouldnt fly in your accounting office.
4. Please feel free to drop loads freely. Nothing is more awkward than the obvious fact that you are holding that ****, waiting for me to leave so that I don't have to experience the splash and flatulence. I appreciate this, but your grunts and the digging motions of your feet only lead me to believe you have a sick case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
5. Wash your hands. If you dont, please use a paper towel to open the door. You may think your junk is hygenic, but I dont.
6. When using the handicapped stall, please note that the seat is an additional 3 inches higher off the bowl. This means that there's a gap. That splash shield of a bowl you normally rely on will do you no good here. I'd hate to laugh at you for pissing on your pants.

BTW, all the above are based on real experiences

Hey guys...some of you may have noticed that the downloads have been acting screwy lately (ie, not working right). We're on the issue. Seems when we souped up the encoders, it screwed up the downloads. Needless to say, the full fix is almost ready. In the meantime, all the old videos should still work, and all the new ones making it to the homepage should work also. I'll let you know when everything is back to normal.

Allright peeps, i know you all like money. And dancing I'm sure is a close second for you guys ;). Go check out the Crazy Loop contest! Dan Balan, who is the original writer of Dragostea din tei, otherwise know as the Numa song, has a new single out. The name of the song is Crazy Loop (Mm Ma Ma) and you guys can pick up a copy over at itunes. So what do you do and what can you win? Weeeeeellll, there's $20,000 in cash prizes and all you gotta do is shake your thing and upload the video. First prize gets $10,000, 2nd takes home $7500 and 3rd gets $2500. Not too shabby if I do say so myself. So go grab yourself some white glasses and get moving. You've got a month to get your master dance piece together!!! And while you're over at the contest, make sure to rate your favorites and keep watching! The views and ratings will be half of what it takes to win the money. The other half is impressing your dear ole admin and Dan Balan himself!!!