Oh Gramps, you never stop do you?!? Happy Thanksgiving everyone...and droopy, I hope this fix will hold ya till I get back!



My New Parrot

Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

Hey guys,

Due to pure awesomeness, I have to direct your attention to Christaffer's latest upload, Matt vs. Tanner. We're gonna feature it on the homepage soon...but I have zero patience when it comes to showing people stuff, so check it out here first!

Pretty epic stuff...i can only imagine the amount of time they spent rotoscoping these shots!



Gentleman...I'm saving a spot for you on our On Demand channel!

So its been a while since I've posted one of Grandpa's emails on here. Why you ask? Well because for the last month, all I've been getting are "Obama's a terrorist" emails. I don't really find those too funny...well I guess I do in a sick sorta scratching my head way, but that ain't what gramps is all about! Enjoy this one though, I got a kick outta it.


A Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up the same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out the window, *****!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen...



ZING!

So, one of the joys of running a video site is that all sorts of uber-geniuses call you and want you to play with all their awesome new technology. This stuff below, well, i gotta say, pretty cool. These videos all have "hot spots" on them that you can click on. I've programmed this all in myself, so if it's a little screwy...my bad. Wait, no, it's their bad. I'm perfect. My mother told me so.

So yea, gonna test out a few of these...Click around inside the videos!!! I'll even try and come up with some easter eggs for you guys. Will get 3 done total, posting one at a time. If you dont see three, come back and check the post again!

This email from Gramps just made it's way into my inbox. Enjoy!!!