You guys get two of these badboys this time around...they're both a little short...




Did I like nut another to it send, fool a like this reading time sweet your took you since.












now read that backwards....


Time for the second email!!!


This is so funny.....& Cute..... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Type in any Christmas song and see what the little puppets do. Also, type in any non-Christmas song (I typed in Happy Birthday) and you'll get a kick out of the response. One of the funniest I typed in was Jingle Bell Rock... they forget the words half way through. HOW DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?


Click here!

Hey guys,

You may have noticed the new player...it's still the beta version, so you can expect some new little tweaks coming to it. Regardless, what do you guys think? Do you like it? Miss the old one (I for one am happy to see it gone)?

While you're here, i have another question for you guys. The bossman and I were chatting and he asked me if I knew where most of our users found out about SV. I realized that, no, I don't know...and I had never really spent much time thinking about it. Where did you hear about SV?

Here's a quick little hit for you guys...this one came in just the other day...



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

Oh Gramps, you never stop do you?!? Happy Thanksgiving everyone...and droopy, I hope this fix will hold ya till I get back!



My New Parrot

Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

Hey guys,

Due to pure awesomeness, I have to direct your attention to Christaffer's latest upload, Matt vs. Tanner. We're gonna feature it on the homepage soon...but I have zero patience when it comes to showing people stuff, so check it out here first!

Pretty epic stuff...i can only imagine the amount of time they spent rotoscoping these shots!



Gentleman...I'm saving a spot for you on our On Demand channel!