So its been a while since I've posted one of Grandpa's emails on here. Why you ask? Well because for the last month, all I've been getting are "Obama's a terrorist" emails. I don't really find those too funny...well I guess I do in a sick sorta scratching my head way, but that ain't what gramps is all about! Enjoy this one though, I got a kick outta it.


A Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up the same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out the window, *****!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen...



ZING!

So, one of the joys of running a video site is that all sorts of uber-geniuses call you and want you to play with all their awesome new technology. This stuff below, well, i gotta say, pretty cool. These videos all have "hot spots" on them that you can click on. I've programmed this all in myself, so if it's a little screwy...my bad. Wait, no, it's their bad. I'm perfect. My mother told me so.

So yea, gonna test out a few of these...Click around inside the videos!!! I'll even try and come up with some easter eggs for you guys. Will get 3 done total, posting one at a time. If you dont see three, come back and check the post again!

This email from Gramps just made it's way into my inbox. Enjoy!!!

I'm beginning to think i should have named these blog posts "Stupid Mail"...


There was an initial letter that I just ignored. Tried to find it too, but it seems to have dissapeared into the bowels of Outlook. Too bad as it was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier than the last email. Regardless, i felt compelled to post, as animal abuse concerns are our number 1 source of hate mail. Of all these emails we've recieved...only 2 have been valid concerns.


"What is being done about the\" Kitty Thirst \" video ?? does your company review the pet videos for abuses ? The United States Humane Society suggests we contact your site first."




Seriously though...of all the aforementioned emails we have recieved...this one is the most retarded. I cannot for the life of me find one thing wrong with this video. Maybe the user thought the owner was depriving his cat of water, thus causing the cat to use this glass? In the user's previous email, they had mentioned that the cat doesnt even look to the owner for help, thus representing previous cases of abuse or abandonment. Ie yie yie (admin shakes head).

Just got this letter the other day...a little message from Darius Denzel to our sister site, GrindTV... somebody get this kid a producer! Google his name for even more fun.