Sometimes a complaint email can really brighten your morning. Had a good laugh with this one....

"With regards to the following video:

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/Cat_Fan/#12255

I would ask it be removed from your site. I find nothing funny about a cat caught on a ceiling fan being flung into a wall. The submitter's account should be terminated as this video is in poor taste, and promotes cruelty to animals. "

A nice request nonetheless. First off...no one is getting an account suspended, nor would I even consider that for a second. Second...this is another commercial, just like the cat=dead video...

Welcome back fellow stupids...time for another email from Grandpa. Hope the title wasn't too misleading, as this is NOT an epic battle between two dead presidents....

Welcome back peeps. Just got this fine little poem from gramps a little bit ago. It's actually quite cute, which makes me think i need to go watch a full season's worth of South Park or some Japanese action movies to get my brain chemistry back in working order.

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Welcome back everyone! Thought I would give you one more post in my new ongoing blog series, "Emails from Grandpa" before I head home for a wonderful three day weekend. Check back next week for more! Guitar Center Labor Day sale here I come! Scroll down slowly for maximum comedic effect.

Ok, maybe I'm jumping the gun a little bit here, but I figured I would add another entry today to help start these posts off. For those just joining us, Emails from Grandpa is my new blog series where I post random emails sent by my grandpa. Make sure to check out the earlier post to search for felons near your home!

Enjoy!!!

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have
I just said?