Ok kids! Time to reveal some of my favorite emails and comments from my Wall o' Retarded Comments! Seriously, the whole wall behind my desk is covered in this stuff. All spelling errors and grammatical mistakes have been maintained.
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Comment 1:
"Of course StupidVideos obviously advocates this message, which is why this site is packed full of this anti-American ****. It's not even ******* English, but you still got to put it on the site cuz it ******* makes Bush look bad. If American is so ******* bad how come 50 ******* thousand Mexicans come here every ******* day. Get a life you Anti-American pieces of ****."

The video in question...


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Comment 2:

Hello there, I'm emailing you on the thought that on one of your sites "Stupid Videos" I believe their is animal cruelty, videos such as (link) should NOT be put on the site, this is promoting animal cruelty. If it is not removed I shall report you to the RSPCA, for advertising cruelty to both the cat and the ferret.

I expect it to be gone within a week. You have been warned.

The video in question....



NOTE: I'm not sure if any of you have ever owned a ferret or a cat before...but they're playing in this video. In fact, if that cat wishes any harm on that ferret...well he's gonna have his hands full. They're crazy little things.

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Comment 3:

Thats ******* evil you ******* bastard what the **** have dogs ever done to you you sick son of a ***** ya know what **** you bastard so what if i swere alot i dont ******* care you ***** song of a ************* ***** i hate you dogs hate and the whole ***** whole hates you you bastard
i'v got 2 words 4 you *** ***** suck it you try to look cool by xplodeing a dog but thats bull **** your a bastard ya 9 dads are all bastards and ya mommas a ***** so now thats all the **** i'v got to say to you you ******* bastard i hope you get shot some day ************* or something like that but no that dosnt ******* matter dose it *** boy caus you already have ades dont ya so thats basicly allthe **** got to say to you ************* see you in hell
PS: cool video!

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The video in question...



I always loved that one...

More to come when I get some more decent hate mail!!!!

-Admin

So first things first...this is not hate mail. This is moron mail. I was going to change the name of the blog entry, but then I would have two unnoffical series about retarded mail.

Here's the deal. SV has a store. You can buy shirts from the store. If you've ever used the internet to buy anything...this is nothing new. You pick an item. You click 'add to cart.' You go to your cart and then "proceed to check out." The end. The guy below though...god only knows what his problem is.

NOTE!!!! NEW UPDATES!!!! At the bottom!
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Hello ******,



Thanks for your question regarding the SV Store. A variety of payments can be used when ordering from the store. You can use a credit card, paypal or other methods. All details can be found using the link below. There are also a variety of choices concerning shipping methods.



http://www.stupidvideos.com/store/?_=faq



Thanks

SV Staff

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hi i will do that i am going out now
thanks
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hi thanks for your reply this is the the item i want to order below

Sv Yeti T Shirt (White).....................50pics

i will want to know the total cost of it plus the shipping cost

thanks

*****

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Hey *****,



All information relating to the store can be found by going to the store. I can't give you a total on shirts as I am unaware of how you want them shipped and where you are located. It would be best if you filled out the form. I'm including some step by step instructions that should make the order very easy. Go ahead and go to this link…



http://www.stupidvideos.com/store/



Select which shirt and size you would like. Then click "add to cart." You can add more sizes and shirt types by clicking "continue shopping."



From cart screen, you can select the quantity. Once you have all of these numbers finalized, you will be able to see the total price of the shirts WITHOUT shipping.



You had mentioned wanting to purchase 50 pieces. You may have some difficulty finding out how many of each size and color are available. As far as the white shirts are concerned, here is the total inventory available at this time. Keep in mind that this may change at any time...





Yeti White Shirts (they've been flying off the shelf since we created this design)



Large – XX

Medium – XX

Small – X

XL – XX

XXL-XX







At this point, go ahead and click "purchase these products." Do not worry about being charged, as the payment screen is the last option during checkout.



From here, your will be asked to insert your contact info and billing info. Go ahead and fill this out…again, you will not be charged at this point.



The next screen will ask you what shipping you would like. Go ahead and pick one and proceed to the next screen.



You should now see a final total. If you are happy with this and would like to move to the payment screen, go ahead and click one of the payment options.



Also, we have the Yeti shirt available in Grey and a baby blue American Apparel girl's t-shirt. I can give you more info on these if needed.



Thanks!

Bryon


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ok thanks for your reply but you mean i can give me the total cost ok thanks

*****

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Hi ******,



You should be able to see the total cost yourself by filling out the order form. I will not be able to do it for you as I do not know all of your information. The system is designed so that you will be able to get a total on your own.



Thanks

Bryon

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ok thanks for that pls can you do me a favour by going to another store and get me a product call smoke detector pls get back to me as soon as you get this message

thanks

*****

(NOTE: THIS IS WHERE I'M BEGINNING TO QUESTION THIS USER'S INTELLIGENCE)
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Are you serious? You do have me curious. What is “smoke detector?”

-B

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hi thanks i will like to order the sheirt i you want to sell or me let me know

thanks

*****


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Hi *****,



I can’t say I fully understand your last email. I’m going to take a stab in the dark here and see if I can answer your questions.



As for the T-shirt…you are free to order one via our website using a credit card, check or paypal. I believe there are other methods as well. All that can be answered by viewing the FAQ on the page. Links below…

http://www.stupidvideos.com/store/

http://www.stupidvideos.com/store/?_=faq



As for the smoke detector. We do not carry smoke detectors. We have no plans to carry smoke detectors. Smoke detectors really aren’t our focus. If we could bottle fire, we may sell that. We may even have smoke detectors available at that time as a special deal when buying bottled fire. Until then though, you may want to try a hardware store.



Thanks

Bryon

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Okay i can order the bottlo fire from you so i want you to get back to me with total cost of 100 quatity not including shipping cost.why is that i have my shipping company that i have been use for past.so i want you kindly get back to me total cost for the order once i hear from you i will get back to you with my credit card details charge for the order as soon as possible.

Looking forward to hear from you.
Best Regard.

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Hi ****,



All orders must be done through our website. The shipping there is mandatory. You can attempt to contact Printmojo, who handles all of our merchandise, but I'm sure they will tell you the same. The items themselves are not held in our office, but rather a warehouse in northern California. Please use the online store order form to answer all of your questions.



If you are going to order 100 t-shirts, your total would be $1299.00 (1 T-shirt = $12.99). This does not include any taxes that you may be responsible for, or any shipping charges.



Thanks

Bryon

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thanks for your reply,i want you to contact my shipping agent regarding the cost for the pick up for the order her is my shipper emailaddress to contact them shipingagent_2008@yahoo.com once you contact them i want you to get back to me as soon as possible.
thanks
*****

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Hey ****,



No can do. You will need to order directly from the website.



Bryon

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ok thanks i will do that intime but can you do me a favour like going to another store to get me some sell phone like nokia n90 i need like 5 can you if you can i will pay you a good payment that you will like

thanks

asap

*****

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If you buy 100 t-shirts, I will consider helping you get 5 cell phones, though I can’t promise that I will do that. Contact me again once you have placed your order for the t-shirts.


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And that's where we are folks. This guy is either the biggest moron who ever lived, or he's some sort of cutting edge nigerian scammer with a new bag of tricks. I don't even know what to say about this one.

UPDATE: So here we go again...dude has been responding to me more...


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The Latest:

hi thanks for your reply how w

(seriously, that was the whole email...)

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I choose not to respond to that one...2 days go by

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HI BRYON are you there to reply me or what let me know what going on pls i need to know in time
thanks
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What do you want? Did you see your last email? Allow me to paste it belowÂ…

“hi thanks for your reply how w”

IÂ’m at a loss as to what that means. If you would like to buy shirts, buy them from the store.

I will not:

1. Stock Smoke Detectors

2. Purchase Cell Phones

3. Contact your shipping agent


IÂ’m not sure what your ultimate goal is. If you want to buy shirts, please use the store. ThatÂ’s what itÂ’s there for.


Could you also please send me a photo of yourself. For my records.


Thanks

Bryon

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And thats where we are now. God I hope I get that picture. Anyone wanna place bets for how long this retarded nonsense will go on???




-ADMIN

This fine email comes courtesy of one of the following...
1)someone who uses English as a second language (or 3rd or 4th for all I can tell)
2) a young child
3) a freaking moron...

Anywho, brilliance in action right below!

In response to the video "Kitty Thirst" (embedded below!)

" THIS PERSON IS CRUEL ! surely your videos dont promote cruelity ??!!
LOOK AT THE CAT WHEN IT SEES THE PERSON IN FRONT OF IT. THE CAT DOESN\'T EXPECT HELP FROM THIS PERSON BECUZ IT KNOW NOT TO !! THIS PERSON SHOULDN\'T HAVE ANIMALS."



Man...sometimes I feel wholly inferior to the rest of the world. Then I get crap like this and am reminded that there is a certain segment of the population that literally should be catering to my every need in exchange for scraps of half eaten tacos from my lunch.

OMG...finally. After months and months, I've finally gotten control of the SV myspace page again. Seems sending them clips from Maury finally convinced them.

Add us!!!! Videos of the day, delivered right to you!

http://www.myspace.com/stupid_videos

Well, alotta things...well thats a lie.

I do help out with my friends radio show though! The best one in the freaking world. All demos, unsigned bands from around the world and los angeles (cuz that ain't part of the real world)...first to play beck, Guns N Roses, Janes Addiction, RHCP, silversun pickups, etc, etc....

If you're bored, check out the player below. Live music every friday at 7pm (cali time, PST). Just hit the webcam button to view the live stream....