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Name: Mr Lord Admin
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Ban Hammer in Effect
Friday, May 4, 2012 9:50:42 AM | 2 Comments
Well hello there SV,

Never one to wield the mighty power of a ban hammer without a warning, i thought I would take a time out to issue a proclamation of sorts.

If you're uploading marketing videos to our site, stop. Don't do it for us. Do it for your children. Do it for your computer's shelf life. Do it for your dog. Do it for me. I've been banning fools for the last hour.

Here's a breakdown of what has caused me to ban about 1000 users:

Accounts named after and uploading videos to sell you plans for building a garage with an apartment on top. WTH?

People who upload 2000 videos about traveling to Phuket. Phuk that.

Webcam girl accounts. This is 2012. If our users wanted to see porn, it's about 10 keystrokes away, it's free and it actually resembles something a boy or a girl would WANT to see.

Videos detailing different orthodontists in the orlando area and how pain free your visit will be. I don't even live in Orlando.

Promotional videos for an electrician company cut in a romantic fashion with rose pedals flowing over images of dudes soldering stuff. Actually, we kept that one in the system as it was so ridiculous.


seriously. who the hell is responsible for this nonsense?

Who are you people? In what crazy world is it worth your time to make these videos? No one is watching them. No one wants to watch them. How are you making money doing this?!? Apparently you've stumbled upon some sort of "make money at home" scheme whose brilliance is rivaled by none other. It's your duty to share those secrets with the world.

I suggest going to kinkos, print out some flyers and nail them to telephone poles. You should be a millionaire in no time.

Love,
Bryon (your old admin)

PS - we're working on a new version of the site that will launch late this summer sometime. We're focused on recreating the SV experience free from spammers and complete with all the things that you want, like private messaging, better profile management and...well, all the modern niceties that you deserve (too numerous to list them all)! If there's anything specific that you guys would love to see on the site, let me know in the comments section.
Comments (1)

17,724 posts
droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Oh Bryon how we have missed you so!!
One thing I would love to see is adding a favorite section to the photos...we got the feature in videos so why not!
Also, I would love to have my Profile Views number changed from 1,234 to whatever it actually is supposed to be!!
Good to know that you're still there.
STUPIDVIDEOSADMIN (Over 30 Days Ago)
Oh, and apologies for any reposts! Our main editor is out with a family emergency and I refuse to bother him with the site. Family is more important than work!
droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
looking forward to it!
STUPIDVIDEOSADMIN (Over 30 Days Ago)
Thanks droopy! That stuff is definitely a part of the new build in my head. II've been fighting for a real SV redesign for quite some time now and I'm really pumped that we're going to have a new version soon. This isn't your normal redesign though. I'm having the entire site built onto a new architecture that will load quicker and give you guys a million more of the things you expect out of site like this. It's sorta like a new computer. The one you guys are using is old and despite putting some new guts in it, it still can't run the latest and greatest programs. Time to get you guys something awesome. What a horrible analogy lol.