So its been a while since I've posted one of Grandpa's emails on here. Why you ask? Well because for the last month, all I've been getting are "Obama's a terrorist" emails. I don't really find those too funny...well I guess I do in a sick sorta scratching my head way, but that ain't what gramps is all about! Enjoy this one though, I got a kick outta it.


A Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up the same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out the window, *****!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen...



ZING!