So first things first...this is not hate mail. This is moron mail. I was going to change the name of the blog entry, but then I would have two unnoffical series about retarded mail.

Here's the deal. SV has a store. You can buy shirts from the store. If you've ever used the internet to buy anything...this is nothing new. You pick an item. You click 'add to cart.' You go to your cart and then "proceed to check out." The end. The guy below though...god only knows what his problem is.

NOTE!!!! NEW UPDATES!!!! At the bottom!
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Hello ******,



Thanks for your question regarding the SV Store. A variety of payments can be used when ordering from the store. You can use a credit card, paypal or other methods. All details can be found using the link below. There are also a variety of choices concerning shipping methods.



http://www.stupidvideos.com/store/?_=faq



Thanks

SV Staff

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hi i will do that i am going out now
thanks
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hi thanks for your reply this is the the item i want to order below

Sv Yeti T Shirt (White).....................50pics

i will want to know the total cost of it plus the shipping cost

thanks

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Hey *****,



All information relating to the store can be found by going to the store. I can't give you a total on shirts as I am unaware of how you want them shipped and where you are located. It would be best if you filled out the form. I'm including some step by step instructions that should make the order very easy. Go ahead and go to this link…



http://www.stupidvideos.com/store/



Select which shirt and size you would like. Then click "add to cart." You can add more sizes and shirt types by clicking "continue shopping."



From cart screen, you can select the quantity. Once you have all of these numbers finalized, you will be able to see the total price of the shirts WITHOUT shipping.



You had mentioned wanting to purchase 50 pieces. You may have some difficulty finding out how many of each size and color are available. As far as the white shirts are concerned, here is the total inventory available at this time. Keep in mind that this may change at any time...





Yeti White Shirts (they've been flying off the shelf since we created this design)



Large – XX

Medium – XX

Small – X

XL – XX

XXL-XX







At this point, go ahead and click "purchase these products." Do not worry about being charged, as the payment screen is the last option during checkout.



From here, your will be asked to insert your contact info and billing info. Go ahead and fill this out…again, you will not be charged at this point.



The next screen will ask you what shipping you would like. Go ahead and pick one and proceed to the next screen.



You should now see a final total. If you are happy with this and would like to move to the payment screen, go ahead and click one of the payment options.



Also, we have the Yeti shirt available in Grey and a baby blue American Apparel girl's t-shirt. I can give you more info on these if needed.



Thanks!

Bryon


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ok thanks for your reply but you mean i can give me the total cost ok thanks

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Hi ******,



You should be able to see the total cost yourself by filling out the order form. I will not be able to do it for you as I do not know all of your information. The system is designed so that you will be able to get a total on your own.



Thanks

Bryon

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ok thanks for that pls can you do me a favour by going to another store and get me a product call smoke detector pls get back to me as soon as you get this message

thanks

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(NOTE: THIS IS WHERE I'M BEGINNING TO QUESTION THIS USER'S INTELLIGENCE)
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Are you serious? You do have me curious. What is “smoke detector?”

-B

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hi thanks i will like to order the sheirt i you want to sell or me let me know

thanks

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Hi *****,



I can’t say I fully understand your last email. I’m going to take a stab in the dark here and see if I can answer your questions.



As for the T-shirt…you are free to order one via our website using a credit card, check or paypal. I believe there are other methods as well. All that can be answered by viewing the FAQ on the page. Links below…

http://www.stupidvideos.com/store/

http://www.stupidvideos.com/store/?_=faq



As for the smoke detector. We do not carry smoke detectors. We have no plans to carry smoke detectors. Smoke detectors really aren’t our focus. If we could bottle fire, we may sell that. We may even have smoke detectors available at that time as a special deal when buying bottled fire. Until then though, you may want to try a hardware store.



Thanks

Bryon

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Okay i can order the bottlo fire from you so i want you to get back to me with total cost of 100 quatity not including shipping cost.why is that i have my shipping company that i have been use for past.so i want you kindly get back to me total cost for the order once i hear from you i will get back to you with my credit card details charge for the order as soon as possible.

Looking forward to hear from you.
Best Regard.

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Hi ****,



All orders must be done through our website. The shipping there is mandatory. You can attempt to contact Printmojo, who handles all of our merchandise, but I'm sure they will tell you the same. The items themselves are not held in our office, but rather a warehouse in northern California. Please use the online store order form to answer all of your questions.



If you are going to order 100 t-shirts, your total would be $1299.00 (1 T-shirt = $12.99). This does not include any taxes that you may be responsible for, or any shipping charges.



Thanks

Bryon

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thanks for your reply,i want you to contact my shipping agent regarding the cost for the pick up for the order her is my shipper emailaddress to contact them shipingagent_2008@yahoo.com once you contact them i want you to get back to me as soon as possible.
thanks
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Hey ****,



No can do. You will need to order directly from the website.



Bryon

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ok thanks i will do that intime but can you do me a favour like going to another store to get me some sell phone like nokia n90 i need like 5 can you if you can i will pay you a good payment that you will like

thanks

asap

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If you buy 100 t-shirts, I will consider helping you get 5 cell phones, though I can’t promise that I will do that. Contact me again once you have placed your order for the t-shirts.


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And that's where we are folks. This guy is either the biggest moron who ever lived, or he's some sort of cutting edge nigerian scammer with a new bag of tricks. I don't even know what to say about this one.

UPDATE: So here we go again...dude has been responding to me more...


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The Latest:

hi thanks for your reply how w

(seriously, that was the whole email...)

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I choose not to respond to that one...2 days go by

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HI BRYON are you there to reply me or what let me know what going on pls i need to know in time
thanks
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What do you want? Did you see your last email? Allow me to paste it below…

“hi thanks for your reply how w”

I’m at a loss as to what that means. If you would like to buy shirts, buy them from the store.

I will not:

1. Stock Smoke Detectors

2. Purchase Cell Phones

3. Contact your shipping agent


I’m not sure what your ultimate goal is. If you want to buy shirts, please use the store. That’s what it’s there for.


Could you also please send me a photo of yourself. For my records.


Thanks

Bryon

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And thats where we are now. God I hope I get that picture. Anyone wanna place bets for how long this retarded nonsense will go on???




-ADMIN