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| Name: | Mr Lord Admin |
| D.O.B.: | 3/3/1980 |
| Gender: | Male |
| City: | los angeles |
| State: | CA |
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Inter-Office Politcs Blog...or Why I don't want to work right now
Monday, May 12, 2008 4:20:58 PM | 1 Comment
Monday, May 12, 2008 4:20:58 PM | 1 Comment
Ok, so the word on the street is that my last blog is ghey. I assume that's some sort of clever censor avoiding talk. This according to Mr Whiteyford. Honestly, I don't know where I went wrong. I took that blog to church with me every sunday. I made sure that blog was heavily involved in after school sports. Honestly, I don't know where I went wrong. Me thinks perhaps I should have forced football on it as opposed to the progressive jazz tap that it was doing. Oh well.
So lets just leave that blog for dead eh? Not due to its latent gender defying properties, cuz you know, if it wants to go that route, I'm all for it. Whats more important though is that I give you a list. These are my top 10 favorite banned words...according to one of our licensing partners. This is real too. I'm withholding the name of the company to avoid being sued out of existence...cuz you know, it says the info is classified. Whoever thought they should send us a classified list of anything is retarded. Level of restriction listed after the word...
10. Cornhole - HIGH RESTRICTION
9. Fart - Medium restriction. Seriously, the word 'fart'? Or is it the action?
8. ding-a-ling - This is the same level of restriction of the as the 5 letter plural name for those things boys have that girls don't.
7. The term "whips it out". This is actually more acceptible to this company than any of the above words or phrases.
6. Pee Pee - again, words I used to explain to my 5 year old brother why he shuoldn't piss on the toilet seat. More restricted than the term "*****"
5. Expel - what? Man I wish i was at the meeting when this list was made.
4. Butch - get ready for a future where the TV Guide channel is showing ***** Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Same restrictions as "ding-a-ling"
3. Crapping - medium restriction. Note that this is the only version of the verb on the list. The one that begins with SH...I assume that one is all good.
2. Man-Loaf - god I don't even want to hear this in a sentence.
1. Ruby Red Sack - Total Restriction...seriously guys?
Ok. Now I need to find something else to do. Happy whitey?
So lets just leave that blog for dead eh? Not due to its latent gender defying properties, cuz you know, if it wants to go that route, I'm all for it. Whats more important though is that I give you a list. These are my top 10 favorite banned words...according to one of our licensing partners. This is real too. I'm withholding the name of the company to avoid being sued out of existence...cuz you know, it says the info is classified. Whoever thought they should send us a classified list of anything is retarded. Level of restriction listed after the word...
10. Cornhole - HIGH RESTRICTION
9. Fart - Medium restriction. Seriously, the word 'fart'? Or is it the action?
8. ding-a-ling - This is the same level of restriction of the as the 5 letter plural name for those things boys have that girls don't.
7. The term "whips it out". This is actually more acceptible to this company than any of the above words or phrases.
6. Pee Pee - again, words I used to explain to my 5 year old brother why he shuoldn't piss on the toilet seat. More restricted than the term "*****"
5. Expel - what? Man I wish i was at the meeting when this list was made.
4. Butch - get ready for a future where the TV Guide channel is showing ***** Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Same restrictions as "ding-a-ling"
3. Crapping - medium restriction. Note that this is the only version of the verb on the list. The one that begins with SH...I assume that one is all good.
2. Man-Loaf - god I don't even want to hear this in a sentence.
1. Ruby Red Sack - Total Restriction...seriously guys?
Ok. Now I need to find something else to do. Happy whitey?
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