So the other day I was on my way to the bathroom at work. When I got to the door, there was another guy on his way in, and I held the door open for him. Was that weird? Maybe a little weird, but I like to think I'm a nice guy. Anyway, once we're inside the bathroom, I make a cardinal mistake. There are three urinals, and I choose the middle. The MIDDLE! When all urinals are empty, that is an offensive maneuver in the bathroom. It was an acciden... more