Hey people, there is a perfectly good reason for some long absenses. Like just two weeks ago I was set ablaze and ran trough the town. Good times... Or such as a couple days ago me and some of my friends had an egging tournament. It's like normal egging, but you get PVC pipe guns to shoot the eggs. Hard-boiled not advised, raw eggs not advised either. And to the freak who actually brought an emu egg. I hope you read this, because that egg left a bruise. You owe me a rib. And to cover for the majority of my absense, I plead insanity, and partying... I also got a new party crew. The dude whos looking away is me. Someone came running in with the keg. Yeah, it's just a non-stop party. Everyone who can make it is invited. Just you bring the kegs. Seriously...