Alright so I hear theres been alot of speculation to my mysterious dissapearance to many of my favorited sites. Well it all started when I got married. I was forced to go back to college so I went to Oslo University College, where I went to a few to many parties in one night. Where I ended up, getting a little too drunk, and drove my car into the local bar. Which while my car was and still is, stuck in the bar, I was forced to leave the location. Then they had the nerve to restrict me from going within the a mile of the bar. Then the owner of the bar jumped the gun to ban take it to court. I ended up in community service, house arrest, and I can't get my car back because the bar owner thinks it looks good in his bar. Then when all this was over, my wife anted a divorce. So here I am, hello world, I'm open.

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