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| Name: | Zef |
| D.O.B.: | 10/31/1956 |
| Gender: | Male |
| State: | MA |
| Country: | United States |
| Relationship: | Married |
About Me
I'm very pig headed, obviously. Bad jokes are my specialty - very very good at bad jokes.
There isn't a malicious bone in my body, so if you ever feel that I've insulted you, either you're mistaken or I accidentally hit a 'hot button'.
Now I've written a book - a 326 page work of fiction called 'Cloud'. Click on the name to learn a bit about it!
If you would like an autographed copy, order it here! (Look for the 'Featured' box on the left side).
There isn't a malicious bone in my body, so if you ever feel that I've insulted you, either you're mistaken or I accidentally hit a 'hot button'.
Now I've written a book - a 326 page work of fiction called 'Cloud'. Click on the name to learn a bit about it!
If you would like an autographed copy, order it here! (Look for the 'Featured' box on the left side).
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| Heroes: | Tesla, Edison, Einstein, Ford, Bell, Newton, Heron of Alexandria, Police, Fire and Rescue crews and the military. |
| Favorite Music: | Loreena McKennitt, Celtic Woman |
| Favorite Movies: | Lord of the Rings. |
| Favorite TV Shows: | Dr. Who. |
| Interests: | Sundials, megalithic calendar sites, physics, electronics, programming. |
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Friday, August 28, 2009 1:58:10 PM
Some Jokes that I Stumbled AcrossOld guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina andasked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if... more
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danielman45 (29 Days Ago)
Good day my dear,
I assumed you are in good health with your family.
I am Mr Daniel Wilson Ghali,the Auditing manager Union Togolaise Banque (UTB) here in Lome, Togo Republic in West Africa. Although is hard to meet good people because you don't know who to trust or believe, but as I have developed the trust in you after my fasting and praying, i made up my mind to confide this confidential business suggestion to you. There is an over due unclaimed sum of Three Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($3,800,000.00) in our bank belonging to one of our dead foreign customers
There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds.Therefore, your request as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and release of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the Foreign Business Partner to the deceased. On the transfer of this fund in your account, you will take 40% as your share from the total fund,
5% will be shared to Charitable Organizations, Motherless Babies homes,disabled helpless people in both our countries, as the balance will be for me.
Please contact me with your profiles if you are satisfy to assist send me your detailed information as stated below for us to move forward.
1. Your full name:,2. Your residence address:,3. Your company name:,4. Your occupation/position:.5. Your official age:
6. Your Marital position:,7. Your passport or identity card:,8. Your phone number:
Please reply with your complete information so that i will send you the Official Letter of Claim as an application immediately to fill and send to our bank for the commencement of the transaction. Meanwhile, there will be legal documents as a back up which will indicate the reason of transfer of the fund without any question from your government or bank.
Finally, do know that as you apply to our bank, the process of this
transaction will not last more than 7 working days hence you will follow my guidelines and instructions.
I am looking forward to read from you soonest.
Yours faithfully,Mr Daniel Wilson
Cellphone; +22822486256, Email; danielwilsonutb@yahoo.com
I assumed you are in good health with your family.
I am Mr Daniel Wilson Ghali,the Auditing manager Union Togolaise Banque (UTB) here in Lome, Togo Republic in West Africa. Although is hard to meet good people because you don't know who to trust or believe, but as I have developed the trust in you after my fasting and praying, i made up my mind to confide this confidential business suggestion to you. There is an over due unclaimed sum of Three Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($3,800,000.00) in our bank belonging to one of our dead foreign customers
There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds.Therefore, your request as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and release of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the Foreign Business Partner to the deceased. On the transfer of this fund in your account, you will take 40% as your share from the total fund,
5% will be shared to Charitable Organizations, Motherless Babies homes,disabled helpless people in both our countries, as the balance will be for me.
Please contact me with your profiles if you are satisfy to assist send me your detailed information as stated below for us to move forward.
1. Your full name:,2. Your residence address:,3. Your company name:,4. Your occupation/position:.5. Your official age:
6. Your Marital position:,7. Your passport or identity card:,8. Your phone number:
Please reply with your complete information so that i will send you the Official Letter of Claim as an application immediately to fill and send to our bank for the commencement of the transaction. Meanwhile, there will be legal documents as a back up which will indicate the reason of transfer of the fund without any question from your government or bank.
Finally, do know that as you apply to our bank, the process of this
transaction will not last more than 7 working days hence you will follow my guidelines and instructions.
I am looking forward to read from you soonest.
Yours faithfully,Mr Daniel Wilson
Cellphone; +22822486256, Email; danielwilsonutb@yahoo.com
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lortappe (Over 30 Days Ago)
yeah holmes is about as terrible as they come. Only people in the same game as him are the uk's dr death harold shipman, elizabeth bathory. People like this make me afraid of shadows.
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Rumblenuts (Over 30 Days Ago)
Butt hole Grumps
droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
I figured Brain Housing Group at first glance... that's what we called our head. That or a grape!
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jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Check out new pic of my dogs. Spoiled rotten puppies in Cool Pics section on my profile.
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