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Stupid Level: Senseless
Videos Submitted: 56
Submitted Video Views: 142,811
Friends: 88
Profile Views: 53
Last Login: Sat, January 28, 2012
Member Since: Jan. 4, 2007
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| Name: | Zef |
| D.O.B.: | 10/31/1956 |
| Gender: | Male |
| State: | MA |
| Country: | United States |
| Relationship: | Married |
About Me
I'm very pig headed, obviously. Bad jokes are my specialty - very very good at bad jokes.
There isn't a malicious bone in my body, so if you ever feel that I've insulted you, either you're mistaken or I accidentally hit a 'hot button'.
Now I've written a book - a 326 page work of fiction called 'Cloud'. Click on the name to learn a bit about it!
If you would like an autographed copy, order it here! (Look for the 'Featured' box on the left side).
There isn't a malicious bone in my body, so if you ever feel that I've insulted you, either you're mistaken or I accidentally hit a 'hot button'.
Now I've written a book - a 326 page work of fiction called 'Cloud'. Click on the name to learn a bit about it!
If you would like an autographed copy, order it here! (Look for the 'Featured' box on the left side).
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| Heroes: | Tesla, Edison, Einstein, Ford, Bell, Newton, Heron of Alexandria, Police, Fire and Rescue crews and the military. |
| Favorite Music: | Loreena McKennitt, Celtic Woman |
| Favorite Movies: | Lord of the Rings. |
| Favorite TV Shows: | Dr. Who. |
| Interests: | Sundials, megalithic calendar sites, physics, electronics, programming. |
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Friday, August 28, 2009 1:58:10 PM
Some Jokes that I Stumbled AcrossOld guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina andasked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if... more
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jthomp2 (5 Days Ago)
Leave it to you to find the pig pictures. Looks like a dudes profile on the butt. Who's that?
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VoiceOfWisdom (18 Days Ago)
Zef!! Great to see you around again. I hope it'll last for a while. I've no doubt I speak for all of us when I say, "We missed you. We hope you're doing well & that your hiatus was for good & productive reasons."
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Strongtower (Over 30 Days Ago)
Been gone a while and notice the distinct lack of Zef lately. Whatever is keeping your attention I hope its good and I wish ya the best. See ya and your bad puns around!
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