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Videos Submitted: 57

Submitted Video Views: 143,070

Friends: 92

Profile Views: 53

Last Login: Sat, May 26, 2012

Member Since: Jan. 4, 2007

Basic Info
Name: Zef
D.O.B.: 10/31/1956
Gender: Male
State: MA
Country: United States
Relationship: Married
Comments (305)

21,182 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Whoever SV is, somebody is still there. Droopy has been talking to him and he is still in my friends list. I left a comment that you were looking for him. He is on page 3 of your friends list as well. Maybe I didn't understand your question.

9,574 posts
VoiceOfWisdom (Over 30 Days Ago)
svadmin is no longer. Someone else is in charge of the site now & they seem to be more unreachable than he was.

21,182 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Glad Rachel enjoyed it. Just finished it myself. Ending was totally unexpected, but that is just our sense of humor. I thought it was great. Of course she is going to fix all the errors and put it out again. It actually gave me an idea for book number 10. Imagine Hugh Grayson sitting in a restaurant meeting some guy with an impossible story. Now all I need is a story. Oh man, here we go again.

21,182 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Glad you like it. Horror story is finished. Need to send you one. Been editing my wife's novel. WOW! Unreal the errors that slip by.

21,182 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Hey, thanks for asking. I heard there were 90 or so in that storm. Luckily we did not get much of anything. I think the mountains around Chattanooga tend to divert storms around us. Unfortunately others weren't so fortunate. Whole towns were wiped out I heard. End of days, my friend.

14,850 posts
droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Nice!
I reluctantly accepted his request a while back... I think he wants to do the back and forth thing with any and all. He feeds from it! I don't think there is anything personal in it, he just enjoys it!

14,850 posts
droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
You're the Fuhrer, huh?

817 posts
BOW (Over 30 Days Ago)
An ode to the Buttmunch Crew, entitled, "A Day in SV Land" (rap song)

One day on the puter, I was surfin' on the net.
I can't stop surfin,
ain't got to SV yet!
there's Zef, the fuhrer and jthomp too,
Droopy, VOW and Cem.
they's part of de crew!
They say lotsa things, I don't always believe it,
and I wonder to myself, "How did they conceive it?"
They trash talk the people behind their back,
when I try to defend, they break my sacroiliac!
(chorus) They'sa killa crew, a killa crew,
they munch one another they's comin' for you.
They'sa killa crew, a killa crew,
mess wit one, they's all jump ya lika fool. (end chorus)

Now don't get me wrong, they's all pretty cool,
I judge pretty hard but they learned me that in school!
I use alot of words that ain't too tempered,
but if I use any others my wit won't be remembered!
So drop on by, put a dumb word in,
I'll send ya down the river like Huckleberry Finn.
But don't take it too hard if I judged on you,
cause jthomp says the man is judging me too!
Gotta move on now, my coffee gettin' cold,
so jump on in and let your thoughts unfold.
Just say whatever and you can join the Crew,
be a brainless cow that converses with a Moooo!
(chorus) Theysa killa crew, a killa crew,
they munch one another they comin' for you.
Theysa killa crew, a killa crew,
mess wit one, they all jump ya lika fool. (end chorus)

In loving memory of all my friends on SV,
BOW
Zef (Over 30 Days Ago)
Very nice. You've outdone yourself.
But why do you say "In loving memory"?
Are you planning on going somewhere?

817 posts
BOW (Over 30 Days Ago)
Mein Fuhrer,

I just wanted to let you know that there is another rap song in the works, it should be ready for release later tonight. Aside from that, In one of our enjoyable conversations you said you were confused as to why I used the word, rust, in my sentence, that it made no sense. If you truly know german then you would know that I couldn't put an umlaut over the letter, o, which should've told you to go with the other meaning of the word which would've made sense but you chose to hold-up on the one. Now it's either you really don't know german or you were trying to make me look stupid to the viewers that don't have a clue about german. I just wanted to let you know about the lack of an umlaut on my keyboard to clear up the confusion in your portly head. Enjoy the new song! - Sieg Heil!

817 posts
BOW (Over 30 Days Ago)
An ode to The Buttmunch Crew: by BOW
"The Buttmunch Crew"
The Buttmunch Crew, the Buttmunch Crew,
protectors of the stupid, it's true, it's true!
Say something smart, they're all over you,
to protect one another, believe me you!
There's Zef, their leader, he's the boss of the Clan,
mess with his dummies he'll act like a man.
Jump on your back like a cowboy gone wild,
trash talk your ass like a ten year old child!
The Buttmunch Crew, the Buttmunch Crew,
they came after me now they're waiting for you!

817 posts
BOW (Over 30 Days Ago)
Short attention span my *ss. You're just short on wit and intelligence and can't admit you're getting your *ss kicked by someone smarter than you and are throwing in the towel. Do you really think no one can see that's what you are doing? But that's ok, go ahead and walk away, loser.

817 posts
BOW (Over 30 Days Ago)
Don't give up on me now big boy! This is fun, just like old times! :D

14,850 posts
droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Looks like you've got a true friend in BOW!!
You might want to modify your Christmas card list!!
BOW (Over 30 Days Ago)
I can't wait to get a Christmas card from the Zefetator.
I hope it looks something like this:

Merry Christmas Bow!
From:

"The Buttmunch Crew" :D(_*_)D:

9,574 posts
VoiceOfWisdom (Over 30 Days Ago)
Actually, Zef, I think the Venezuelan Vuvuzela vid on your page is rather fitting for BOW.

21,182 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
steelwolfpuppy. That's who I thought of. He didn't care too much for me either.
VoiceOfWisdom (Over 30 Days Ago)
Ditto, but I didn't really remember him having a bead on Zef so much.

No way it's BR reincarnated. He wouldn't treat his SV friends that way.

21,182 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
I got the idea yesterday that BOW reminded me of someone else.

21,182 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Leave it to you to find the pig pictures. Looks like a dudes profile on the butt. Who's that?

21,182 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Good to see you back my friend.

14,604 posts
Rumblenuts (Over 30 Days Ago)
I liked you comment on the angry dog video. It was so choice.

9,574 posts
VoiceOfWisdom (Over 30 Days Ago)
Zef!! Great to see you around again. I hope it'll last for a while. I've no doubt I speak for all of us when I say, "We missed you. We hope you're doing well & that your hiatus was for good & productive reasons."

251 posts
Strongtower (Over 30 Days Ago)
Been gone a while and notice the distinct lack of Zef lately. Whatever is keeping your attention I hope its good and I wish ya the best. See ya and your bad puns around!

111 posts
johnnyrussell (Over 30 Days Ago)
He serenades and asks a famous puppet out on a date. See Ruff Boy the Singing, Saxophone Playing Face Puppet's latest video here!

14,850 posts
droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
no tumbling tumbleweeds here...not dry enough in NE Texas for them. The main weeds out here are crab grass and this nasty one we call Dallas Grass. Not sure why, but you can only poison them individually, there is no broadcasting these and the only other alternative is to pay out the nose for some Weed and Feed for the yard but at $30 or so a bag it is rather expensive to keep up with it and not to mention water the heck out of it! I am a simple man with not enough time like my retired neighbors to continually work in their manicured masterpieces of a lawn! I mow on the weekends and sometimes bring out the weedeater! I am only a notch or two above being one of "those" neighbors whose yards look like crap next to theirs. I am also the youngest out here!

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droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
lots of hail, rain, and wind but we are all ok here...Thanks for asking!
We definitely needed the rain something fierce and now we are in greener pastures than we were before and the weeds are thriving as usual out of it all!

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jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Storms were pretty severe. Luckily all that happened to us was we lost a couple of shingles and the power has now been off for 20 hours. Lots of people weren't so lucky. Several deaths in Chattanooga and Ringold which is just south of chattanooga. Had a whole butt load of rain.
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