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Videos Submitted: 58

Submitted Video Views: 144,007

Friends: 95

Profile Views: 53

Last Login: Wed, May 22, 2013

Member Since: Jan. 4, 2007

Basic Info
Name: Zef
D.O.B.: 10/31/1956
Gender: Male
State: MA
Country: United States
Relationship: Married
Comments (322)

71 posts
danielman45 (5 Days Ago)
Good day my dear,
I assumed you are in good health with your family.
I am Mr Daniel Wilson Ghali,the Auditing manager Union Togolaise Banque (UTB) here in Lome, Togo Republic in West Africa. Although is hard to meet good people because you don't know who to trust or believe, but as I have developed the trust in you after my fasting and praying, i made up my mind to confide this confidential business suggestion to you. There is an over due unclaimed sum of Three Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($3,800,000.00) in our bank belonging to one of our dead foreign customers

There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds.Therefore, your request as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and release of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the Foreign Business Partner to the deceased. On the transfer of this fund in your account, you will take 40% as your share from the total fund,
5% will be shared to Charitable Organizations, Motherless Babies homes,disabled helpless people in both our countries, as the balance will be for me.
Please contact me with your profiles if you are satisfy to assist send me your detailed information as stated below for us to move forward.
1. Your full name:,2. Your residence address:,3. Your company name:,4. Your occupation/position:.5. Your official age:
6. Your Marital position:,7. Your passport or identity card:,8. Your phone number:

Please reply with your complete information so that i will send you the Official Letter of Claim as an application immediately to fill and send to our bank for the commencement of the transaction. Meanwhile, there will be legal documents as a back up which will indicate the reason of transfer of the fund without any question from your government or bank.

Finally, do know that as you apply to our bank, the process of this
transaction will not last more than 7 working days hence you will follow my guidelines and instructions.

I am looking forward to read from you soonest.

Yours faithfully,Mr Daniel Wilson

Cellphone; +22822486256, Email; danielwilsonutb@yahoo.com

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lortappe (29 Days Ago)
yeah holmes is about as terrible as they come. Only people in the same game as him are the uk's dr death harold shipman, elizabeth bathory. People like this make me afraid of shadows.

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Nicoleht (Over 30 Days Ago)
Hey(:

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Rumblenuts (Over 30 Days Ago)
Butt hole Grumps
droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
I figured Brain Housing Group at first glance... that's what we called our head. That or a grape!

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jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Check out new pic of my dogs. Spoiled rotten puppies in Cool Pics section on my profile.

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Rumblenuts (Over 30 Days Ago)
A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too!

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jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Same to you my friend.

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droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
back at you ZEF!
I know you get this stuff all the time, but we just finished up with a pretty snowy Christmas. We nearly got stuck at the Wife's aunt's house an hour away. It took nearly 3 hours to get back home, but we made it safely!
Have a happy new years as well!

13,418 posts
VoiceOfWisdom (Over 30 Days Ago)
Merry Christmas to you & yours!

23 posts
Leonardo1984 (Over 30 Days Ago)
bahaha thanks for the reply on "Mechanical Bird Song" !

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glibbergloop (Over 30 Days Ago)
Love Loreena McKennitt! Celtic Woman is pretty nice to listen to as well. Cheers

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VoiceOfWisdom (Over 30 Days Ago)
In case you miss my comment on the vid, I noted my mistake. I was thinking of Zulu when I commented on Swahili.

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Rumblenuts (Over 30 Days Ago)
Hey Zef, I hope you and yours had a happy Thanksgiving!

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VoiceOfWisdom (Over 30 Days Ago)
Have a happy Thanksgiving, Zef. Don't pig out. Hehe.

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jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
I'm with droopy. Mind went blank, but I did love the look on the little suckers face.

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droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
No, I saw the pic, just couldn't think of anything humorous to say about it.
We only have Netflix to watch at the house, so no news blurbs or mainstream media save for a little internet chatter. I saw a few things online about it, but could care less. I did see that the documentary about the puppeteer is available to watch on Netflix and was interested in watching it. Didn't know he was gay, so that will prevent the household from viewing it. My kids love Elmo, so I will save them anything about him.
The only thing I did catch that cinched it for me was that he said it was consensual between him and the other guy. Gross all around, but not for me and my family!

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Rumblenuts (Over 30 Days Ago)
Hey Zef, I saw your comment on the "Drinking (mercury) Tea Underwater" pic and it sparked a memory of an old rhyme, author unknown, but I thought you might enjoy it so here it goes.

Little Willy by the mirror,
licked the mercury all off.
Thinking in his childish error,
it would cure the whooping cough.
At the funeral, his mother weeping,
said to Mrs. Brown.
Twas a chilly day for Willy,
when the mercury went down.

That's it, hope you enjoyed it, laters!

25,781 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Whoever SV is, somebody is still there. Droopy has been talking to him and he is still in my friends list. I left a comment that you were looking for him. He is on page 3 of your friends list as well. Maybe I didn't understand your question.

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VoiceOfWisdom (Over 30 Days Ago)
svadmin is no longer. Someone else is in charge of the site now & they seem to be more unreachable than he was.

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jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Glad Rachel enjoyed it. Just finished it myself. Ending was totally unexpected, but that is just our sense of humor. I thought it was great. Of course she is going to fix all the errors and put it out again. It actually gave me an idea for book number 10. Imagine Hugh Grayson sitting in a restaurant meeting some guy with an impossible story. Now all I need is a story. Oh man, here we go again.

25,781 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Glad you like it. Horror story is finished. Need to send you one. Been editing my wife's novel. WOW! Unreal the errors that slip by.

25,781 posts
jthomp2 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Hey, thanks for asking. I heard there were 90 or so in that storm. Luckily we did not get much of anything. I think the mountains around Chattanooga tend to divert storms around us. Unfortunately others weren't so fortunate. Whole towns were wiped out I heard. End of days, my friend.

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droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Nice!
I reluctantly accepted his request a while back... I think he wants to do the back and forth thing with any and all. He feeds from it! I don't think there is anything personal in it, he just enjoys it!

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droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
You're the Fuhrer, huh?

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BOW (Over 30 Days Ago)
An ode to the Buttmunch Crew, entitled, "A Day in SV Land" (rap song)

One day on the puter, I was surfin' on the net.
I can't stop surfin,
ain't got to SV yet!
there's Zef, the fuhrer and jthomp too,
Droopy, VOW and Cem.
they's part of de crew!
They say lotsa things, I don't always believe it,
and I wonder to myself, "How did they conceive it?"
They trash talk the people behind their back,
when I try to defend, they break my sacroiliac!
(chorus) They'sa killa crew, a killa crew,
they munch one another they's comin' for you.
They'sa killa crew, a killa crew,
mess wit one, they's all jump ya lika fool. (end chorus)

Now don't get me wrong, they's all pretty cool,
I judge pretty hard but they learned me that in school!
I use alot of words that ain't too tempered,
but if I use any others my wit won't be remembered!
So drop on by, put a dumb word in,
I'll send ya down the river like Huckleberry Finn.
But don't take it too hard if I judged on you,
cause jthomp says the man is judging me too!
Gotta move on now, my coffee gettin' cold,
so jump on in and let your thoughts unfold.
Just say whatever and you can join the Crew,
be a brainless cow that converses with a Moooo!
(chorus) Theysa killa crew, a killa crew,
they munch one another they comin' for you.
Theysa killa crew, a killa crew,
mess wit one, they all jump ya lika fool. (end chorus)

In loving memory of all my friends on SV,
BOW
Zef (Over 30 Days Ago)
Very nice. You've outdone yourself.
But why do you say "In loving memory"?
Are you planning on going somewhere?
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