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You know what I hate? those people in the elevator that are in there when you get on that are so impatient they press the door close button before you even step into it. Is that fraction of a second really worth the expended energy that it takes to jam their fat little finger into that little circular device? Can't they just politely stand there until i select my destination, in which case the doors will quietly close behind me? And then they give you that look like 'why can't you take the stairs?'. Listen elevator lady. Life is too short to get hung up on your poor elevator etiquette. take a moment to breath while i select my floor...you'll be a much happier person. or...i stick my finger in your eye!

There are two potholes in the street that i drive down every single day. They happen to be on opposite sides of the road, but situated in the same are. No matter which way I'm going I always hit them, and it pisses me off every single time! Even when I'm driving and thinking to myself 'I'm not going to hit that stupid pothole again!' *smash* the axel of my car splits in half. ok...the axel of my car never actually splits in half, but it sounds like it's possible with the crunching and the scraping. anyways, they fixed them yesterday and it was a smooth drive to work...well....over that section of the road at least. so who says your prayers don't come true?

If you are considering doing drugs, then this is my suggestion to you: Don't. Here is a better solution to going out and scoring a 'sack', don't sleep for a few days. Now I admit you may need a few non-sleep aids to get through to this [i.e. caffeine, or whatever else might help you stay awake...which i guess are themselves drugs...so maybe my point is completely lost here], but it is way better than any drug you can buy...and the best part is this is free [monetarily speaking, you definitely pay with hours of sleepiness]. After just one entire day of not sleeping you begin to go crazy, and all of those 'crazy' ideas you had before now make so much sense.
So go ahead and give it a try, I'd like to know how it works out for you.

have you ever noticed that if there is a guy with a mustache in a commercial....that there will most likely be another dude with a mustache in that same commercial?.....thats kinda weird huh?

yeah it is very strange...real strange

you know what i hate......the way that these ****** blogs format your paragraphs so that nobody has any clue what youre talking about....i guess i could use standard punctuation like a normal person, but they just don't have the same effect. so the past blogs might have some formatting issues that will make them unreadable....ive had a word with the site administrator and they are working on the issue....that is all