There are two potholes in the street that i drive down every single day. They happen to be on opposite sides of the road, but situated in the same are. No matter which way I'm going I always hit them, and it pisses me off every single time! Even when I'm driving and thinking to myself 'I'm not going to hit that stupid pothole again!' *smash* the axel of my car splits in half. ok...the axel of my car never actually splits in half, but it sounds like it's possible with the crunching and the scraping. anyways, they fixed them yesterday and it was a smooth drive to work...well....over that section of the road at least. so who says your prayers don't come true?

If you are considering doing drugs, then this is my suggestion to you: Don't. Here is a better solution to going out and scoring a 'sack', don't sleep for a few days. Now I admit you may need a few non-sleep aids to get through to this [i.e. caffeine, or whatever else might help you stay awake...which i guess are themselves drugs...so maybe my point is completely lost here], but it is way better than any drug you can buy...and the best part is this is free [monetarily speaking, you definitely pay with hours of sleepiness]. After just one entire day of not sleeping you begin to go crazy, and all of those 'crazy' ideas you had before now make so much sense.
So go ahead and give it a try, I'd like to know how it works out for you.

have you ever noticed that if there is a guy with a mustache in a commercial....that there will most likely be another dude with a mustache in that same commercial?.....thats kinda weird huh?

yeah it is very strange...real strange

you know what i hate......the way that these ****** blogs format your paragraphs so that nobody has any clue what youre talking about....i guess i could use standard punctuation like a normal person, but they just don't have the same effect. so the past blogs might have some formatting issues that will make them unreadable....ive had a word with the site administrator and they are working on the issue....that is all

I woke up this morning and i had to pee real real bad...and so like most mornings i fought the urge until the last possible moment...and then i got up and let er rip.

about five minutes later i felt like i had to pee again...bad....like i had been holding it for hours on a cross country trip to disneyland and we had stopped earlier to get gas and i told my parents i didnt have to go to the bathroom when really i did but i was so excited i thought that it would make the trip last longer so i decided against it

so anyways i went back into the bathroom and dribbled out one single drop...i stared down at the toilet and said 'thats it?'...'what the ****?' and then i went about my daily morning pants putting on and deoderenting my armpits

and then it happened again....so i got real mad because i knew nothing was going to happen again...but again i stomped into the bathroom and tried to do the deed...and again...like the last time...a drop

so i said '**** this' and i wadded up some toilet paper and stuffed it into my pants

i may pee all over myself....but im not doing laundry again





at some point during the day i forgot about my pee problem and that wad of toilet paper completely

i just checked my pants....its not there

moral of the story: if you see a wad of toilet paper lying on the ground...leave it be...i may have peed on it