Have you ever had to poop, and when you sit down and do it not enough comes out? Well...it just happened, and not to say that it has never happened before, but I've just now decided to write a blog, and so this is what is going in it. Not just poop stories, but stories in general, and this just happened to be the first one.



So anyways, has it ever happened to you? You know, where the poop reaches the middle part after just a little has come out? And no amount of squeezing or standing will ever solve the problem.

And maybe it's just me, but aren't these the times that you use an entire roll of toilet paper? And then it causes that mountain of a wad in the toilet that is impossible to flush down, and when you do decide to flush it down you bravely wield a toilet brush because you know you don't have a plunger in case it begins to erupt?

does this just happen to me?


The best part about all of this is when one of your female roomates has to use the bathroom immediately after you're done destroying it. It's one thing if it were a dude, but women HATE smelling poop [at least that's what I'm told].

I have created a blog and I am happy about it. If you find yourself becoming confused with the subject matter, please search the past posts and you may find the solution to your problems. If that doesn't solve the confusion...well...then i probably just wrote a confusing story. Enjoy.