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| D.O.B.: | 1/1/1983 |
| Gender: | Male |
| City: | Long Beach |
| State: | CA |
| Country: | United States |
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Elevator Ettiquette
Thursday, April 10, 2008 9:54:00 AM | 4 Comments
Thursday, April 10, 2008 9:54:00 AM | 4 Comments
You know what I hate? those people in the elevator that are in there when you get on that are so impatient they press the door close button before you even step into it. Is that fraction of a second really worth the expended energy that it takes to jam their fat little finger into that little circular device? Can't they just politely stand there until i select my destination, in which case the doors will quietly close behind me? And then they give you that look like 'why can't you take the stairs?'. Listen elevator lady. Life is too short to get hung up on your poor elevator etiquette. take a moment to breath while i select my floor...you'll be a much happier person. or...i stick my finger in your eye!
Comments (4)
Surfer_Beach_Babe13 (Over 30 Days Ago)
u could b da next foamy! lol jk ur prbi not as mean...chk him out if u dun kno him at foamythesquirrel.com
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earnestp (Over 30 Days Ago)
I proposed renaming the "door close" button the "jerk button"http://mellifluent.wordpress.com/2006/07/25/jerk-button/
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emo_faerie (Over 30 Days Ago)
hhahahaha i hate that...so, here what i do....right when ur stepping out...press every single elevator button! that way..haha they stop on every floor all the way to their floor..its brilliant, i did that..then got out, then got in another elevetor and met them on the floor they were on...they were soooooo pis*ed...hahaha
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droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
Yes I too cannot stand imatient people. Guess that makes me a bad person since I am also impatient. Especially when driving. My suggestion to you is to eat a nice bean burrito an hour or so before taking the lift and let her rip when they refuse to exercise the proper etiquitte. Hopefully they will step aside when they see you coming and let you have the elevator in peace.
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