I woke up this morning and i had to pee real real bad...and so like most mornings i fought the urge until the last possible moment...and then i got up and let er rip.

about five minutes later i felt like i had to pee again...bad....like i had been holding it for hours on a cross country trip to disneyland and we had stopped earlier to get gas and i told my parents i didnt have to go to the bathroom when really i did but i was so excited i thought that it would make the trip last longer so i decided against it

so anyways i went back into the bathroom and dribbled out one single drop...i stared down at the toilet and said 'thats it?'...'what the ****?' and then i went about my daily morning pants putting on and deoderenting my armpits

and then it happened again....so i got real mad because i knew nothing was going to happen again...but again i stomped into the bathroom and tried to do the deed...and again...like the last time...a drop

so i said '**** this' and i wadded up some toilet paper and stuffed it into my pants

i may pee all over myself....but im not doing laundry again





at some point during the day i forgot about my pee problem and that wad of toilet paper completely

i just checked my pants....its not there

moral of the story: if you see a wad of toilet paper lying on the ground...leave it be...i may have peed on it