hey ninja guru guy read all your comments!!! im not the one killing ducks gap boy is......

well dragons are powerfull and intellgent and we know how to talk to every being so we basically know everything plus we are at one with the universe and we know about everything that goes on in it plus beyond all i need to learn is paitcents and how to use my cuteness stare (yes all dragons have a cuteness stare like puss in boots) and then i will be the first dragon ninja ever!

See i changed my picture and now you can see the power and strength and might of the me in the mask. (ok ok its a pillowcase and my tshirt but you can see what the greatness would look like.) The pose is also excellent and inspired by a master ninja. Surely the ninternship is destined for me.

I should have a ninternship because I am ripped, extremely intelligent, and have extreme sword and ranged weapon skills. I need to work on the hand to hand, but that is where the sensei can show me because as aforementioned I am physically perfect. Where a normal ninja can destroy 5629 people at once I can use my strength to do triple. I am also an elite tracker and I could kill you all now since I know that nameless lives in Redlands CA; Ozzy lives in Scranton PA; and Marfiah lives in Charleston SC. I am monitoring you all currently and am looking forward to killing you all for my ninja trials. And Gap Boy, you of course have negative aptitude to become a ninja and I could slay you without moving. Utah is however a horrible place and I will wait to kill you until absolutely necessary. So there are my reasons for being worthy of a ninternship. I also look extremely good in a ninja mask, and people can be jealous a split second before they die.

i would use it to kill....Kill........KILL! plus my dragon meals escape when ever i become one with my dragon form..... so i need some new tactics man! i need food! and i want to avenge a friend of mine, hes a dog-dragon thingy and his cousin was killed by the army resevre so i need to be vengeful