Not very ninja cool roselee. Ninjas don't need the facebook of sex, true ninjas get their lovin from the real thing. That means lone princesses in locked towers surrounded by lava flows and guarded by magons. Yea, when you get rescued ninja style out of that predicament, you pretty much are willing to love your ninja hero forever. Nuff ninja said.
DONT DO IT! WTF? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!... oh hi bob.... hilila.. wats up nuthin...cool...soooo...AGH! WAT ARae you DOING??? STOP EATING MY WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!... FRIGGEN ***** ATE MY WAFFLES! time to die MOTHA FUKa! YOU WANT WAFFLES? ILL SHOVE \'EM DON YOU THROUGHT! THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS RIGHT! DIE DIE DIE! I CURSE YOU! MAY LLAMAS INFEST YOUR DREAMS! AND MAY THE SOUL SUCKING SPIDER, SLURP OUT YOUR BRAINS WHILST YOU SLEEP... BUT ALAS! NONE SHALL SLEEP, WHILST SPIDERS SLURP OUT YOUR BRAINS! AND MAY STARBUCKS BE SMITED! FOREVER FROM THE FACE OF THIS PLANET! STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!.. no! YES....TACO TACO TACO.... YOU LOVE IT...I KNOW YOU DO....TOTALLY... LLAMAS! WOOHOO..I AM A BT HYPER... BUT...THAT WONT STOP ME FROM USING THE INTERNETS TO STALKETH YOU! I KEEP MY SPIDERS IN A JAR...I SHALL LET THEM OUT NEXT TO YOUR HEAD WHILST YOU SLEEP... THEY ARE HIGHLY TRAINED IN THE ART OF BRAIN SLURPING...MY GOAL..IS TO USE...ALLLLL OF THE SPACE I CAN...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... WHO WANTS DONUTS? TOO BAD! YOU CANT HAVE NONS! CAN YOU DO A SUMMERSAULT? NO YOU CANT...WANNA KNOW Y? CUZ YOUR FAT! CAN YOU DO A CART WHEEL? NO YOU CANT..BECAUSE YOUR FAT...ANDE AFTER MY SPIDERS ARE DONE WITH YOU...YOULL BE TOO BRAIN DEAD TO DO ANYTHING! HAHAHA GENIUS! aha...goodb
I thought it would be funny to try and spread malicious rumors about blackrat and his g-a-y exploration on my young hairless body. I now realize that all the rumors I spread are completely and entirely untrue. I am very sorry for any harm I might have caused to Blackrat\'s name. I fully and wholeheartedly mean it when I say that I have a disease called Cardioites. (Kar-deeo-eye-tus) and wanted sympathy from all you people who don\'t really care about me. You see I am an orphan and was never loved by anyone. All I do is play on the computer all day and try to make cyber friends since I have no people skills and want badly to feel some kind of human connection. I hope that all of you can forgive me before I die in less than one month. Sorry again.....goodbye.
WARNING STUPID VIDEO USERS. Stupid video user: Blackrat; somehow found out where I live using internet technology. Showed up at my doorstep and tried to force me to have g-a-y $ex with him. I told him that I wasn\'t g-a-y and that I wanted him to leave. He became angry and violent so I had to call the police and had him arrested. I am currently filing for a restraining order against him. Please be warned that he is dangerous and angry. THIS IS A TRUE STORY. PLEASE BE WARNED
lol. askaninja:\"i mean really, it\'s like, explaining final fantasy eight, to a lemon. thats how complicated a ninja is.\" camera man:\"yeah, well im half jewish.\" askaninja:\"so you half-understand that crappy analogy i just threw out.\" vids rock! i didnt know you did sv either. my bad. 0.0.
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