1. Being an adult can be fun when you are acting like a child.
2. Love has nothing to do with looks but everything to do with time, trust, and interest.
3. Laughing, crying, joy and anger...All are a vital. All make us human.
4. The greatest truths in life are uncovered with simple, steady awareness.
5. Greed will bury even the lucky eventually.
6. Bad things do happen to good people.
7. Paving your own road is intelligent only if nobody has gone exactly where you are going.
8. Uncertainty is caused by a lack of knowledge. Hesitation is the product of fear.
9. Time heals all wounds...regardless of how you feel right now.
10. Most of the time what you are looking for is right in front of you.
11. Your health is your life.
12. Chance is a gift, so act on chance when given the opportunity.
13. Kindness and hard work will take you further than intelligence.
14. People deserve a second chance, but not a third.
15. Marry your best friend.
16. Take lots of pictures. Someday you'll be really glad you did.
17. Money makes life easier only when the money is yours free and clear.
18. Carelessness is the root of failure
19. Your actions now create memories you will reminisce and talk about in your elder years.
20. Stepping outside of your comfort zone will put things into perspective from an angle you can't grasp now.
21. Motivation comes in short bursts. Act while it's hot.
22. Purposely ignoring the obvious is like walking backwards toward the enemy.
23. Taking ownership of failure builds the foundation for success.
24. First impressions are completely worthless 50% of the time.
25. Personal glory lasts forever.
26. If you never act, you will never know for sure.

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?*****

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?*****

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?*****

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?*****

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?******

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?******

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?******

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?*****

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?*****

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?*****

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?******

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?******

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?*******

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?******

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?*****

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?******

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Because, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"******

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?*******

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?******

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?******

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.********

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades.

In life,

*you must respect yourself before you can respect someone else.*
*you must be honest with yourself before you can be honest with someone else.*

and *you must Love yourself before you can love someone else*....

This is the truth of life.