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Thursday, June 12, 2008 1:32:57 PM | 6 Comments
Thursday, June 12, 2008 1:32:57 PM | 6 Comments
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?*****
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?*****
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?*****
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?*****
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?******
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?******
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?******
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?*****
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?*****
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?*****
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?******
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?******
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?*******
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?******
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?*****
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?******
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Because, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"******
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?*******
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?******
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?******
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.********
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?*****
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?*****
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?*****
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?******
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?******
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?******
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?*****
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?*****
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?*****
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?******
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?******
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?*******
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?******
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?*****
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?******
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Because, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"******
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?*******
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?******
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?******
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.********
Comments (5)
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lonewolf13 (Over 30 Days Ago)
if buzz lightyear thinks hes real, then why does he freeze when humans are present?
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droopy69 (Over 30 Days Ago)
You almost have an ode to George Carlin here!!
Kinda spooky considering he died this past weekend--
Some Steven Wright influence here too, huh?
They are all funny and yet, points to ponder!!
Kinda spooky considering he died this past weekend--
Some Steven Wright influence here too, huh?
They are all funny and yet, points to ponder!!
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whiteyford (Over 30 Days Ago)
this is so ******* funny, i got one you probably heard it:
why do people drive in park ways and park in drive ways?
why do people drive in park ways and park in drive ways?
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