ok i hered this joke a few mins ago tell me what u think..........
a guy comes home late from work and forgets about his wifes anversery so the wife tells the husbad i want my anversry gift in he drivway tomarrow,it better go from zero to sixty in 6 seconds......the next day the husband gets up erly to buy the gift and then heads off 2 work,the wife looks out the window and there is a small box in the drivway she takes it inside and opens it,its a scale