Are you a Turtle?
The answers to the following questions are neither vulgar, lewd, nor salacious.

1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up?

2. What is a four letter word, ending with "k," that means intercourse?

3. What is so long, and so hard, and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas in the morning, that he could hang a hat upon it??

4. What does a cow have four of, that a woman only has two of?

5. What is long, hard, and tubular and filled with "sea-men?"

6. What is heard almost every day that rhymes with "duck" and begins with "F?"

7. What does a dog do that a man steps into?

8. What goes in hard and dry and comes out flaccid and moist?

9. What is six inches long, has a head on it and is the object of many women's fantasies?

10. What are 5) 4 letter English words that end in "unt?"