This is something that harkens back to older iterations of my blog. I used to do a feature where I'd write a few jokes based on some of CNN.com's top stories of the moment. I think I'll bring it back so that I'm, at least, updating this blog more frequently.#1 In Washington DC, today, a man with a rifle was arrested trying to drive in to the White House. He said he had a "special delivery" for the President. If he'd said he had a stimulus package, he might have gotten through!#8 Gary Becker, ... more