Also, they run the team in a less-than-ethical way. Plenty of dedicated fans, plenty of singing and plenty of hooligans. Chelsea, the champion. Better chance of hell freezing over. Classic red and white home kit. Kind of stupid looking. Aon, an insurance company. Aon is an improvement. Off the charts popular. American businessman who made his money in food processing. Winning, and supporters being obnoxious about it. Deep pockets grant the team that privilege. Tons of information, well-organized, ready to go. Helps to have tons of money, i guess. No thank you, no no no. Liverpool is an intracity rival. Carlsberg, which in my opinion is far cooler. Plenty of fans, given their decades of success. English football history. Jr, a junk bond entrepreneur, which is a shady way to make money. Manchester, so not difficult to get to.