We are still in the mens bathroom. While you are there, go ahead and fill up the liquid soap containers with some motor oil.

Go ahead and knock on the stall next to you and say, I got plenty of toilet paper if you need some. lol....One of my favorites...

While still in the mens bathroom walk up behind someone when they are urinating and then wrap his head in toilet paper.

Offer to save energy and blow dry a person's hand with your mouth.

If you are standing next to a guy in the next urinal, let him know that this is the best part about being gay....

I love doing stupid things. Smooches......