Smart little Billy
Tuesday, July 3, 2007 4:55:03 PM |
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heres a story i got in an email a while ago. I dont have the original email anymore but heres the jist of it.
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Teacher: Suzy I would like you to go outside look up and tell me what you see.
Suzy: Alright
(Suzy goes outside looks at the sky comes back and tells the teacher what she saw)
Suzy: I saw the sky.
Teacher: What else?
Suzy: Nothing
Teacher: Did you see God?
Suzy: No
Teacher: Did you see Heaven?
Suzy: No
Teacher: That's beacause they don't exist.
(At this point Suzy was excused back to her seat)
Billy: I have a question for Suzy.
Teacher: go ahead.
Billy: (to Suzy) Suzy will you please look at our teacher?
Suzy:Alright
Billy: Do you see her brain?
Suzy: No
Billy: Well, according to what we learned today, that's because she doesn't have one.
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