Hi, I' (TM)m your President. And the time for Change has arrived.
Well' Sort of. As you can see I may look a wee bit different, and talk a little funny. But hey, that' (TM)s politics right? We don' (TM)t always sound like we' (TM)re supposed to, say what we should, or act like we need to.
So sit back and watch as I go through the world one trick at a time. Duping you suckers over and over until you can' (TM)t take it no more! You' (TM)ll run me out eventually but until that day comes I' (TM)m as good as gold and here to stay!