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New scam at Wal-Mart! Watch out!
Wednesday, June 14, 2006 12:43:15 PM | 9 Comments
This scam is aimed primarily at men, and according to Snopes.Com, this one is real. Be careful.

I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in Walmart parking lots. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse. While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the back-seat.

Then both start begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday and Saturday. I couldn't find them on Sunday.
Joke for May
Monday, May 22, 2006 6:29:31 PM | 0 Comments
A rich white man threw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors, including Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I came home from a business trip and I found a 10 foot alligator got in my pool and I can't find anybody who will come and take him away. I'd give a million dollars to anyone who would do the job!"

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! He was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Kung-Fu master.

The water was churning and splashing in the struggle.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the surface. He slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was staring in disbelief.

The host says, "Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"I don't want it," said Leroy, panting.

The rich man said, "Leroy, I have to give you something, you won the bet!"

So Leroy replied, "I would be satisfied if you gave me the name of whichever one of these white motherf**kers it was that pushed me in the pool."
Now this is what we call a..
Friday, March 24, 2006 3:56:08 PM | 0 Comments
*check out the video*
Look at how well she handles the floor (it is as if she is one with the Linoleum)...I dont know about any of you but this kind of girl is a KEEPER!