I am a professional above the knee amputee (AK) standup comic, That's funny in itself! If not using my leg, then I'm a roll up comic in my wheelchair. If not using my wheelchair, then I'm a hop up comic! (Arizona Hopscotch Champion 3 years running!) I've been asked several times; "How do you keep such a great dispostion after losing your leg?" ... and I just smile and say ... "Because I'm either drunk, or I'm stoned ... or all three!