Socrates said if you find "a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." Being a decent philosopher aside, I have been blessed with two very cool boys! My youngest child has a closeness to Gracie Allen when she said, âwhen I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half." And my oldest son taught me that the difference between couplehood and babyhood in a word, is, moisture. Paul Riser said âeverything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources â all creating an ever-present moistness in [our] life, which heretofore was mainly dry". I was born in 1970, a perfect time to catch the re-runs of Felix the Cat and Lassie, as well as catching the new Justice League and S.W.A.T. We are the generation of arcade games and classic 80âs movies. I wouldnât want to be in any other time in history than the one I was born into.