Monologue | Aired Monday night on CBS: You know what they had over the weekend down there in Washington, D.C.? They had the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. President Obama was unbelievably funny, so NBC has offered him the 10 p.m. slot.

After the dinner, President Obama was all excited and stuff, so he head-butted Rush Limbaugh.

How about Major League Baseball’s Manny Ramirez, huh? Ramirez tested positive for a female fertility drug. But the good news is, he’s apparently expecting twins.

from http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/

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