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Member Since: Mar. 12, 2007

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City: Wilmington
State: CA
Country: United States
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one night at knott's
Monday, October 8, 2007 5:02:12 PM | 12 Comments
sorry every one because i left without telling everyone, i went to knott's for the hollowing theme. laxbaby keeps saying that i'm a pevert and that all i think about is sex, well... its not true ok! so anyways if you want to ask a question or leave a comment about my trip, feel free to do so,IF ITS RANDOM STUFF ITS OK
surgery or natural
Friday, October 5, 2007 4:24:02 PM | 17 Comments
just curios. i would like to know if you dont mind

AND FOR ALL OF YOU THAT DONT UNDERSTAND, I'M TALKING ABOUT BRESS
Mickey, Minnie and Goofy
Wednesday, October 3, 2007 6:48:46 PM | 5 Comments

One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey Sucks!” written out in a yellow liquid in the snow. He investigated and realized there was good news and bad news.

It appeared to be Goofy's urine, but Minnie's handwriting.
I Will Love You Forever
Tuesday, October 2, 2007 4:59:52 PM | 2 Comments
I love you so deeply,
I love you so much,
I love the sound of your voice
And the way that we touch.
I love your warm smile
And your kind, thoughtful way,
The joy that you bring
To my life every day.
I love you today
As I have from the start,
And I'll love you forever
With all of my heart.

Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
Monday, October 1, 2007 7:31:17 PM | 5 Comments


10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it u
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